Top definition
To be head shot in team fortress 2.

or 1 shot in most other video games.
that dude just futoned my whole team!
by Chaoticminded August 25, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A state of being when one smokes intense quantities of weed and/or drinks copious amounts of alcohol, causing an individual to sink back into a futon in a catatonic stupor.

Strictly more comfortable than being couched
"I was futoned so hard last night that I had chunks of futon mattress welded to my back this morning "

"We smoked so much weed the other day that we were futoned for days"
by HelpIlostmysocks August 20, 2016
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Donkey Punch Plush

10" high plush doll.

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