futility 

Performing an action that has no results.

Andy's futility knows no bounds... He rotates squares in Tetris.

futility by Macros-the-Black August 29, 2012

fuslie 

Leslie Fu is a member of "Just Ends" and a female twitch variety streamer who goes by the name of Fuslie. Her community, FusFam, is a strong supporter of her who has come to call her many different names such as "jankslie", "Blindslie" and many more.

PS she is super jank and you should subscribe using Twitch Prime

Did you hear about that streamer, Fuslie?

fuslie by edisonsafo January 24, 2019

fusilli 

A spiral noodle. Used in pasta.

Wow, that fusilli pasta was great!

fusilli by Ushnor November 6, 2005

relative futility 

As it pertains to economic "Law of Diminishing Returns", and Maslow
relative futility is the measure of fucks you are obligated to risk on

a useless venture.
This is reached when the odds of a return on the investment = LESS THAN ZERO

The relative futility of meeting an active brain cell in this dump is absolute,

so I save 10 bucks if I PASS on that useless venture!
Karmic return = Finding 8$ STNG Collector's set "Dixon Hill" and "Gloria"
at nerd shop down the street = "SO MUCH WIN"

relative futility by Thygeekgoddess March 11, 2017

Futilize 

To make something futile or worthless

Just as utilize means to make something utile, futilize means to make something futile.

If Leah gets an abortion, this will futilize all the bickering over who will be the godparents of the baby.

Global warming futilizes the production of fur coats.

The weevils will futilize the farm land.

Futilize by wordtsar January 2, 2014

exercise in futility 

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.

I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.

exercise in futility by Herzlos March 19, 2008

fusilier 

Technically, any rifleman. Realistically applied to Napoleonic-era soldiers who were armed with fusils, which were early flintlock rifles.

And no one survived, from the Royal Fusiliers, Company C

fusilier by Il Duce December 24, 2003