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if your man drinks this, he’s your missus.
Bloody Baz was drinking a furphy the other day, didn’t know he had a moot !
furphy by I love milfs xo May 12, 2021
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Chilean Furphy 

The act of pouring a craft beer into the anus of a lactose intolerant person and having them forcefully fart on your face after drinking a carton of heavy cream for pleasure of the receiver.
Bro this chick was a freak man, she asked me for a Chilean furphy but I don't swing that way, I think I dodged a bullet there.
Chilean Furphy by Hourmarg January 24, 2022

furphish 

Someone who is fat, lazy and/or stupid and thinks they are the most important person around.
Murphat is gone now because he was so furphish that he thought he could ride in a plane on his fat ass all day rather than work.
furphish by DmurHphaLtttt May 21, 2010
See murph. A female form of a murph.
- note - very rare
Jane is a furph which means she loves to sniff panties, toilet seats and asses
Furph by Murph McGirt December 9, 2003

furphenalia 

the accessories and gadgets one needs when one is a furry.
they sold all sorts of furphenalia, like collars and tails and costumes.
furphenalia by hollyRocks September 30, 2009

furphobe 

A person with a dislike of or prejudice against furries.
Sydney: "You have a fursona? Not gonna lie, that's kinda gay bro..."
Charles: "Silence, furphobe."
furphobe by xWatershed_ December 22, 2019
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026
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