originally, someone who makes furniture with an axe

The original definition of Hacker
hacker

Axes are overrated.

The other person who did this (the one with the mock html tags) is very clever. Nice :)

by Dharya9 December 3, 2003

You have more loose screws than ikea furniture

A person that acts like they are crazy or disturbed

You know Eddie you have more loose screws than ikea furniture.

by Cloyde December 8, 2017

Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass

1. An expression a parent, guardian, or friend uses to tell another person to put down their furniture or there will be consequences

2. An expression people yell when somebody tries to hit them with their own furniture

1. John: *sees his child using a chair to charge at his older brother*
"Put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!"

Child: Ok.

2. Fred: What do you have in your hand?

Justin: A treasure chest.

Fred: And what were you about to do with that treasure chest?
Justin: Hit you with it.

Fred: You know what you can do with that treasure chest?
Justin: What?
Fred: Nothing! Now put my furniture back before I beat yo ass!!!

by theblimpmaster23 July 19, 2022

Furniture Fag

Any guy that gets way too excited about his skank-ass girlfriend.

"Jay is way too excited about his new girlfriend! Every time he talks about her, he jumps up and down on my couch like that furniture fag Tom Cruise."

by Elcopro December 17, 2009

Furnituring

/ˈfə nɪtʃəɪg/ Verb.

1. To pretend to be a furniture.

2. To be as still as a piece of a furniture.

Look at our cat! It's furnituring.

by WheresWer February 17, 2022

Furniture Vampire

Sucks up all your time asking pointless question and also never purchases furniture.

Susan helpped out one of the worse Furniture Vampires because she spend 4 hours with them and they decided they wouldn't buy the sofa they liked.

by TheFurnitureGal March 11, 2011

Furniture Float

The calling for getting ones dick hard in the sense of the cowgirl sex position.

"Last night I was talking to Jess and the way she talked made my furniture float"

by 84matt460 April 6, 2021