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Something what lil kids say after they hear it from the fifth graders. See fax regina pegina pennsylvania ants and Alabama
Mommy: Billy it's sleepy time now, come to bed!

Billy: Fax you in the faxing funt you stupid faxing son of a beech fax your mother, fax your father, im gonna faxing kill your funt until you faxing die you stupid faxing funt!!!!

Mommy: Isn't he adorable?
by wtf March 08, 2005
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1.
noun.

compound form of "fat" and "cunt". commonly used in place of "fucking cunt", funt is more appropriate when describing a "fat cunt" as the soft pronounciation is more suited to "fat" than "fucking".

The funt in question, be it person, animal, or inanimate object, must possess some "cuntish" qualities and meet an appropriate size level to justify the "fat" part of the noun. Therefore, a massively overweight person may be called a funt, based solely on the first impression of their massive girth, and not because of their personality. If somebody is indeed a "cunt" but does not meet the size requirements to be called fat, or at least tubby, then the term funt would be inappropriate. All in all, the emphasis of meaning in funt is on "fat" rather than "cunt".
"Omg, Michael is such a funt."

"That's a funt of a jumping castle!"

"Geez, any more funts at this Jenny Craig meeting and the building will collapse!"

"Careful, Celeste, you don't want to turn into a funt, do you?"

"Mum! Stacey called me a funt!"
by Timotheus December 14, 2005
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2.
A compact, polite version 'fucking cunt'.
Darin's wife. Ugh. What a funt.
by Brüster November 08, 2005
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3.
short for "fucking cunt"
what a funt my wife is huh mark?
by bob levy April 15, 2008
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4.
A substitute curse word for "fuck" and "cunt", used by the population of the fictional European city 'Download' in Britain's 2000 AD comic series "Sinister Dexter".

Variant terms: "smugfunt", "funtwipe".
"What the FUNT!?!"
"I look like a funtin' prat!"
"GET THE FUNTIN' FUNTWIPE!"
by Robert Beech February 11, 2008
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5.
A funt is the very essence of unattractiveness. However, this wilderbeast would also have a weight problem. Therefore, fat + munt = FUNT. It is shouted at overweight, ugly girls in an attempt to make them realise how awful they look. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Hahaha have you seen that bird? Total FUNT
by Esteban De La Sex Face June 04, 2010
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6.
Funt - Fucking cunt.
Dude i hate that funt.
by Nikkkkiiii February 24, 2008
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7.
fucking cunt
"you funt you spilt my milkshake!"
by meffren532 January 12, 2009
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