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fukalawg 

A slang used when yo dawg or cat declines to pay da billz.
"fukalawg thinks food grows on a tree."
"fukalawg tried to escape the bills, but got stuck."
fukalawg by fuckthembillz June 5, 2023
Someone whose physical attraction is a main asset, second only to their sweetness.
Girl: Hey what did you think of Ivan?
Girl2: Yeah he's really hot, even fukable.
fukable by Timetraveller January 18, 2015
1. used to denote futility and or the low worth of an attempt
2. something which is worth all of one fuck, which is universally agreed to be less than two shits
Bobby was chatting up a girl at the pub but all of his effords did fuckall for getting him laid
fuckall by nando November 14, 2002
A lang of British origin with many definitions. Of which are:
1. Worth absolutley nothing
2. A feeble and unsucessful attempt
3. An overall bad experience
4. An interjection of anger, excitement, or disbelief.
1. "It's Mickey mouse mate... and it's worth, a fuckall."
2. I just spent all evening with that girl and got absolutley fuckall out of it.
3. It's so damn windy I couldn't even begin to golf, and it was just a fuckall of a time.
4. Oh fuckall! Did you just grab my ass?
fuckall by Michael Vinduska September 19, 2003

Fuckity Fuckallelujah 

An expression used while having a debate about a controversial issue with someone who is somewhat intellectually challenged (e.g. A feminist; BLM activist or typical SJW) and suddenly something clicks and they realize how moronic their point of view is.
An enlightened person: The “77 cent gender pay gap" statistic is simply the comparison of the averaged annual earnings of all men and women working full-time (+35hrs/week) . It does NOT account for different job positions, occupation, industry, level of expertise, years of experience or total hours worked beyond 35hrs per week. It has NOTHING to do with getting paid differently for the SAME job (which is illegal already!). It has NOTHING to do with sexism or gender discrimination.

A Rad. Feminist: Ummmm, emmm, so you mean by referencing the “wage gap” to push for “equal pay for equal work” I’ve been comparing apples to oranges?

An enlightened person: Well Fuckity Fuckallelujah!!!

Fuckallery 

Actions of doing fuck all or nothing at all.
The process of doing absolutely nothing, derived from the british term "fuck all" or nothing at all.
Despite all the fuckallery in the office; Jim was still able to get something done.

I was supposed to get a paper done, but I was too involved with my fuckallery.
Fuckallery by EnterTheGopher October 6, 2010