(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.
Despite the horrified look on the salesgirl's face, Eunice purchased the puce Kate Spade espadrilles, threw her isotoner slippers in the garbage and promptly took herself out for a milkshake to celebrate, her fuffins testing the tensile strength of the leather as she walked.
by Chauncy Huffington, Jr. May 3, 2007
Fuffin
(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.
(n) A contraction of "foot" and "muffin." The bulbous flesh overflow created when a morbidly obese person shoves his/her foot into a shoe that he/she has no business wearing. Occurs most frequently when a 200+ lb. woman collides with pumps, mary janes, slides or strappy sandals. The fuffin almost always appears in conjunction with, or as an extension of, the cankle.
Despite the horrified look on the salesgirl's face, Eunice purchased the puce Kate Spade espadrilles, threw her isotoner slippers in the garbage and promptly took herself out for a milkshake to celebrate, her fuffins testing the tensile strength of the leather as she walked.
by Chauncy Huffington, Jr. May 3, 2007
A combination of a fupa and a muffin top . Occurs when the fupa is so large that creates a muffin top effect.
by Gene S. April 11, 2008
When chats censor out fucking. This word replaces it perfectly.
It is also a discreet way to swear at your children.
This word was made by Badwolf_Jay and Heartisdiamond whilst trying to avoid the fucking moderator.
It is also a discreet way to swear at your children.
This word was made by Badwolf_Jay and Heartisdiamond whilst trying to avoid the fucking moderator.
by BadwolfJay March 12, 2019
A muffin that is so delicious that it is solely described as a fuffin, rather than a fucking awesome muffin.
by Resynn September 5, 2010
Friendly way of saying Fuck Muffin. Formed by switching the m and the f. Used often as a substitute for the yelling "shit!"
by My Diablo Man January 13, 2011