commando fudge

To shit ones pants whilst not wearing underwear. A shitty situation to say the least...

Greg Smith: "Aww dude I think I just shit myself, and I was going commando!"

Friend: "sounds like another case of commando Fudge"

by G smith January 7, 2014

Dick fudge

The substance on a man's penis after a long night of anal sex.

I woke up this morning and went to go pee.... That's when I saw all of the dick fudge on my junk.

by Faxmybutt April 8, 2020

Fudge Fracking

This is where a bunch of Dirty Petes Friends Shoot Hot Cum Up Your Ass, breaking up the Fudge Packing, releasing the semi-solid oily waste and natural gases from your anus.

Dirty Pete has built a business on Fudge Fracking as a Fudge Fracker, Dirty Pete Does House Calls, Call Dirty Pete Today.

by BCManDingo February 28, 2017

fudge picking

To pick feces out of another's anus.

I went fudge picking in this girl last night and there was already some sperm in there too... fml...

by scizoroark October 26, 2014

fudge ye

when you hate someone to stink and want to blow their head off

bruh why would you fricking touch my APPLESAUCE fudge ye bruh

by Guitaro_Dakky_27 February 7, 2020

fudge ring

What happens around your mouth when retards eat at ice cream social.

This has no meaning related to butts or poo, get your mind out of the gutter.

Steve was just trying to fit in at the ice cream social, but his fudge ring and chocolate covered hands made him look like an outcast.

by not_gogos July 20, 2012

Fudge Demon

A fat anaconda shit usually produced after eating too much

"Bro I'm gonna have to release a fudge demon here in a minute"

by GuantanamoGreg November 7, 2021