person so stupid they cannot function above the minimum requirements of a human, which are eating, sleeping, and fucking.
ummm george, how do you turn this blender off?
its the blue button with the big word off, fuckwit
by chris April 11, 2005
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Terry Fuckwit - Classic comic strip from Viz magazine
Fuck me! It's Terry Fuckwit. What a fucking fuckwit!
by ChaoticBeauty September 8, 2003
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A dodgy looking fellow (or fellet) usually holding a pregnant gerbil and suffering form a interned eye. also talking very loudly on the phone on trains and quiet public places. Fuckwits are most famous for sending you and E-mail then immediately phoning you to tell you they have sent that email, then discussing with you the content of it. Hence there being no point of sending it
"hello steve im a fuckwit"
or
"pardon me sir but your a fuckwit"
by Bulldog_SHS October 7, 2006
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The language that kevs/chavs speak.
Hard to understand and incoherent.
Guy: Sorry, i don't speak fuckwit
by Kill chavs. Now. December 24, 2004
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1. A chav
2. A language based on "text speak" spoken by those with very limited intelligence (usually chavs)
1. Any burberry wearing individual with an attitude problem.
2. To speak fuckwit, e.g "cn u spk fukwit"
by Me April 1, 2005
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1. A person irrevocably dumb.
2. A person who "fucks" with the intelligence and emotions of another person.
1. That fuckwit thinks that euthanasia is a charity organization called Youth in Asia.
2. "Daniel Cleaver, you know, that emotional fuckwit," said Bridget Jones.
by E. Knightley January 30, 2011
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Fuckwit is a common idiot who does stupid outragious acts without thinking. Is semi retarded and likes the drama.
Your an actual fucktard/fuckwit
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