People who think they're smart, when in reality they have very little knowledge of broad subjects and the way the world actually operates.
by PineappleJuice March 26, 2015
Get the fuckwit mug.
5 sets of roadworks in 30 miles? Who thought that was a good idea? Oh, of course, those criminally incompetent fuckwits at the highways agency
by gussy finknottle June 1, 2021
A person or entity who matches and also identifies with your energy.,beliefs, practices, morals and common interests.
My friend and I have never crossed each other.
We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me.
My friend is "fuckwitable!"
We have so much in common, there is never a dull moment. She would also never betray me.
My friend is "fuckwitable!"
by Whitejaz January 20, 2023
A term used to describe someone who is so stupid they would get a ball implant on his face. It is normally used to describe a half arsed saddo who,despite the fact that he has no common sense, would be the best candidate for prime minister at the moment as he has more brain cells than our current one who has approximately 0.001 ounces of common sense in his balding head.
by ThE pArTnErS iN cRiMe April 20, 2020
Does something completely obviously , to a person , then uses voodoo to punish them for doing it to them usually because it’s not really supposed to have been able to happen to them but it did because they used the voodoo to make it happen haha
Hey super fuckwit acting like a dude version of bindy Irwin , fanx for the diarrea , I nearly got to fuck your mrs and take your seat but I shitted so hard it didn’t work
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
When you're shopping at a Tesco superstore (on your own, like a responsible person) and suddenly look down an aisle to see a stupid couple having an argument about what type of cheese to get right next to a member of staff stocking shelves, with two more random people discussing the weather further along.
Note to self: turn around and come back later -- no way you're getting through that wall of fuckwit just now.
by BelaLugosi'sDead March 15, 2021