Fucktimism 

The feeling of elation when you know you won't be able to do everything you have to do, and so you don't let it get you down.

I thought you had 5000 words to write for tomorrow, how are you not freaking out?

There's no way I'm going to manage so I'm pretty fucktimistic.
OR
I'm not concerned - I'm a fucktimist
OR
Have you not heard of fucktimism?

Fucktimism by Promoter of lols April 7, 2011

Fuckamist 

One who sees neither the positive nor the negative in a situation, but would rather just fuck everything.

Person 1 (Pessimist) : "This glass is half empty.."
Person 2 (Optimist) : "No, the glass is half full!"
Person 3 (Fuckamist) : "What a sexy glass, I want to fuck it."

Fuckamist by JohnPorter December 9, 2012

Fucktivities 

A term that is widely used between friends who are looking to fuck shit up, but also want to do it in an epic activity or environment. Fucktivities represents someone looking to get into some fuckery and an activity that takes shit to the next level.

Jason calls his boy and says “Yoo I got 10 bitches and it’s a bangin day out, let’s do some fucktivities on the boat with these hoes”

Fucktivities by Egyptianmade June 10, 2020

Fucktimus Prime

A Prime Minister who fucks the interests of his own people.

Look at the mayor trying to block radars with clouds, he’s acting like Fucktimus Prime.

Fucktimus Prime by hereforbeer May 12, 2019

fucktivity 

A scale of ones inhebriated self. To exceed your consumption of alcohol limit and step into a whole new deminision of drunkenness. wasted,drunk,smashed,fucked up

I am fucked up beyond all fucktivity. I have stepped into a whole new stage of fucktivity.

fucktivity by awilde1 September 21, 2006

Fuckticity 

The artistry and audacity of the random fuckery.

“How is this fuckery even possible?”
“That, deary, is the fuckticity of the fates.”

Fuckticity by Phoenix_blkstn February 23, 2022

Fucktility 

The physical property which measures the ability to get fucked.

The fucktility of Tom is 69.

Fucktility by Franklin Turtle January 25, 2012