A big dumb bitch. Their call to fame is being right about everything and being impossibly annoying. They’ll eat everything out of your fridge and say you did it. They’re the fucking worst, hence fucktard.
by TheRealBitches July 21, 2019
A retard is a baby that in utero the mother did something to mess up the baby's cognitivity in the brain.
Then there is a Ra-Tard which is a preteen to adolescent adult that still does Ra-Tarded shit and then you have a Fucktard which is a God damn grown ass adult that should know better but chooses to do Fucktard shit!
Then there is a Ra-Tard which is a preteen to adolescent adult that still does Ra-Tarded shit and then you have a Fucktard which is a God damn grown ass adult that should know better but chooses to do Fucktard shit!
by Emerald Tink September 14, 2022
A person who screws up everything that they do.
If you are stuck working with this person they will screw up all that hard work you have put in. But because this person is a fucktard they will get away with it and all blame is pushed on to you.
If you are stuck working with this person they will screw up all that hard work you have put in. But because this person is a fucktard they will get away with it and all blame is pushed on to you.
Dale: Jamie you've shit all over our hard work you fucktard!
Jamie Simms: I'm sorry I cant help it Dale i'm incontinant aswell as being a fucktard.
Mrs Macinally: Dale why are you shouting at Jamie again? you know he's a fucktard. Oh god and you've crapped on all your hard work. for god sake Dale!
Jamie Simms: I'm sorry I cant help it Dale i'm incontinant aswell as being a fucktard.
Mrs Macinally: Dale why are you shouting at Jamie again? you know he's a fucktard. Oh god and you've crapped on all your hard work. for god sake Dale!
by Glynn Thomas April 5, 2008
exhibiting behavior that is indicative of low IQ, maturity, or merely causing another inconvenience. Also used as a noun (fucktard). A person who is fucktarded is typically a person who causes much anguish in others and tends to be the object of much ridicule.
by _| 0 E May 10, 2008
The bastardisation of two words: "fuck" and "tard" - the latter being a shortened version of "retard", a derogatory word to decribe those with lesser mental ability. In use, it is an insult that can usually express two emotions at once - complete fustration and disbelief. Frustration at the stupidity of someone, and disbelief that yes, they are actually that stupid.
"He is such a fucking fucktard!"
by The Mysterious Stanley Knife May 29, 2007
Fucktard is used in extreme circumstances where a person is so stupid that being called a retard isn't good enough, so Fucktard is used
by Samsterlongmessedupshit January 7, 2016
Someone who would put out an electrical fire with water.
"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"
"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"
by UrbanScribe7 January 26, 2017