Fuckster's Law

When you Google a question the first result is always a forum post where the first reply is some fuckster saying "Google it"

"I just googled this question, and the first result was just this fuckster telling me to google it."
"Dude, that's Fuckster's Law in action!"

Fuckster's Law by MechaHitlerReal December 7, 2016

Fuckster 

1. A word developed to describe a person who has done something shady or is shady.
2. Someone who likes to hit it and quit it all day.
3. Someone who does something or says something that pisses everyone off.
4. A synonym to the slang version of "gay", not literally homosexual.

"Damn do you see that fuckster over there?" - Tim
"Oh you mean that shady guy named Eugene Kim
that looks like Tae Yang?" - Victor

" Stop being such a fuckster Eugene! >:O"

"I'm sorry, but seriously the first time i met that guy Eugene,
I knew he was a fuckster"

Fuckster by KPXentertainment September 27, 2010

Fuckstomp 

To completely and utterly destroy; usually when referring to an athletic competition.

"Wow, did you see Oklahoma get fuckstomped by UCLA this weekend?"

Fuckstomp by Trendon September 19, 2005

Fuckster 

the entirely porn version of napster

check out all this sweaty buttsex and felching on fuckster

Fuckster by ljilewkfjlsdijfjkdfjlsideislfsefswileilsweifekdfjeislwofeiwjeoif December 1, 2003

Fuckster 

An individual who is really into fucking, perhaps even a whore or jiggalo.

Hot Janice laid 12 guys tonight and then bought a round of crack for all the other girls at the brothel. She's a real FUCKSTER!

Fuckster by george September 8, 2004

Fucksterbate 

Thrusting of genitals whilst performing traditional masturbation practices...

1: Last night I fucksterbated for the first time, dude, it felt so good.

2: For the what the fuck is that?

1: It's when you jerk off like normal, right? But then you start thrusting, and humping, like you're actually fucking, but keep on jackin' it!

Fucksterbate by krho October 16, 2009

Fuckstenance 

Food and drink as a source for strength to fuck.

Every day, I eat one banana and a viagra for fuckstenance.

Fuckstenance by Big al the chiefs gal May 9, 2019