fuckdore 

Fuckdore is a word used to describe someone that you adore, but also want to fuck. It implies magnificent fucking ability, combined with being nice and fun.

Sam: So I take it you have no problem meeting men and getting dates?
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!

fuckdore by Funny Moms November 16, 2016

fucksocks 

A way of expressing annoyance whilst at the same time supplying mirth to yourself and others who hear you. Will work untill well known.

Sudden realisation that you have completely missed your turning;
'Oh fucksocks.'

fucksocks by Lord Mogroth December 8, 2003

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your  

what you say to someone who has offended you without having to worry about a comeback because they'll be to confused to respond. i swear its a complete and real sentance. note that the word above is shrtened and cutoff. full length above.

Person: "Poser!"
Emo Kid: "Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your fucking mother get fucking fucked by fucking fuckholes who fuck fucking fuckers like your fucking self and motherfuckers like themselves so they can fucking live without fucking having to fucking pay fuckass whores like your sister who used to fuck the fucking fuckholes that fucked your motherfucking mother who fucked lots of fucking men that weren't your fucking father on her fucking business trips she fucking set up to fucking get away from your fucking fugly face."

Fuck you fucking fucker who fucks your fucking fuckhole father that fucking fucks fuckass whores through their fucking fuckholes then fucks himself til he fucking dies of fucking aids and fucking falls into the fucking fuckhole to fucking hell while your by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! September 28, 2009

fucklore 

When somebody embellishes their sexual encounters, until it sounds like something that is definitely made up.

Dick #1: Hey dude, did you hear that Tim did 8 chicks at the same time.

Dick #2: Yeah, man. But I don't think it's true. It's definitely fucklore.

fucklore by M. A. Peabody. February 10, 2009

fucksore 

A sore, rash, contusion, abrasion, scab, or other blemish caused from sexual contact.

also:

A jerk; a fool.

alternate spellings: fuck sore, fuck-sore, fuckosaurus

The guy with the jester hat is such a rotten fucksore.

fucksore by brandoV March 25, 2009

fuckonese 

Used by typical fat, stupid, wife beating, sister fucking, football watching, racist, illiterate redneck Americans to refer to every language other than American English. Also commonly used to refer to other forms of English which, although very similar, are incomprehensible to the small-brained, inarticulate, uneducated American male, who enjoys saying the word 'fuck' as much as possible, in as many forms as possible.

"Well fuck, I don't know what the fuck they speak in England, but in America, pilgrim, it ain't that fuckonese shit... Fuck!"

"Well I'll be fucked if I know what kind of fuckonese you're talking... I mean, fuck!"

fuckonese by garan garan February 9, 2007

fuckzored 

The 1337 way to pwn,own or utterly destroy someone/something.

e.g 'WhHAhahhahHHA...dude... like..seriously, i just fuckzored joo!oneone!1!!1!!!oneoneone!!1!!!'

fuckzored by 13370R January 25, 2005