fucksurd 

Something that is so absurd and illogical that it must be combined with the ever flexible word fuck. Therefore, this word's significance is several notches above absurd. Absurd to a HNL bitch!!!

fuck + absurd = fuck-surd

Joe - "I just ****ed Paris Hilton and got no STDs!"

Jack - "I don't know what's more fucksurd, you fucking Paris Hilton or not getting an STD!"

fucksurd by Breaker May 18, 2008

fuckasaurus 

an obese woman who attempts to rape a man. after said rapage, she eats him cause she is no longer satisfied with other food

Kim is such a bad fuckasaurus, she never finishes the man.

fuckasaurus by Dylan Ver Way November 20, 2009

Fuckasaurus Rex 

An elderly individual who is highly sexually active

"I hear Quincy down in hall A of the Happy Homecomings retirement home is a fuckasaurus rex!"
"o rly?!"

Fuckasaurus Rex by Phantomman December 21, 2005

fuckasaurus cunt 

Very similar to the fuckasaurus rex but much more of a cunt. An old, sexually active twat.

You fucking fuckasaurus cunt!

fuckasaurus cunt by tapman kitchenklub October 21, 2010

fucksure

An absolute affrimation of sureness.
The opposite of fuckno.

Person 1: Is that an angry chicken on your shirt?
Person 2: Fucksure!

fucksure by angry chickens May 27, 2010

Fucksauce 

(fuk-sos) n.

1. Liquid that comes out of the penis when a male ejaculates. (semen)
2. The lubrication that is produced by a woman's vagina when she is sexually aroused.
3. A derogatory term for an stupid person. (see synonyms moron, idiot, blockhead, dumbass, dipshit, retard, etc.)

I sprayed my fucksauce all over her face last night! It was hot!

Rachel makes some good fucksauce when she's horny!

Dude, that Steve kid is such a fucksauce.

Fucksauce by Barlow April 17, 2006

Fuckasaurus 

1. Someone who is completely addicted to sex. See whore and slut
2. When a cuntasaurus rex meets a cockasaurus rex. It's HUGE.

1. Sally is such a fuckasaurus. She had sex with like 15 guys last month.
2. My huge cock fucked a big cunt last night.

Fuckasaurus by ohshitmyspeakerblewup February 23, 2011