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fuckpuppet 

One who serves no useful purpose aside from sex, esp. one who thinks they have a purpose due to being cleverly manipulated.
She's not my girlfriend; she's just a fuckpuppet.
fuckpuppet by Beau Nobo June 11, 2003
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fuckpuppet 

1. A synonym for "slut". 2. A synonym for "fucktard".
1. Mary is such a fuckpuppet, the whole hockey team had a turn.
2. Jim was late for work again, that stupid fuckpuppet.
fuckpuppet by The Mad Steve April 22, 2011

Fuckpuppetry 

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀
She longed to engage in fuckpuppetry with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.
Fuckpuppetry by Puppe April 10, 2015

fuckpuppet 

one who is sexually entered and used like a puppet
i am going to shove my fist in your ass and make you my fuckpuppet
fuckpuppet by AL March 12, 2003

fuckpuppety 

Fuckpuppetry is the action of using the body of a willing sexual partner as a passive object of pleasure. Often it involves extensive manipulation of the other's body, like a puppet. It is said that "FP" relies on high levels of trust and that human puppets report high levels of sexual and emotional satisfaction. 🎀🎀🎀
She longed to engage in fuckpuppety with her professor, once she realized that his intense stare meant not that he disliked her, but rather desired to rule over her body.
fuckpuppety by Puppe April 9, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026