FUCKULARITY 

A joy and ability to engage in a range of sexual activities to give and enjoy sexual pleasures.

It was your fuckularity which has made me lust for you.

FUCKULARITY by FABARM September 12, 2010

fuckeulogy

It's the opposite of a eulogy. Instead of speaking of a dead person's better qualities and praising them for their life achievements, a fuckeulogy focuses on the dark side of the dead person and all the misdeeds they have done. Fuckeulogies are reserved for those who are universally hated by the masses, and who will in no way, shape or form be missed when they die. It boils down to delivering the final 'fuck you' to a dead person at their funeral.

People who would qualify: Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Saddam Hussein, Gadaffi, Kim Jung Il, Osama Bin Ladin, etc.

The term was coined by satirist and comedian John Oliver (seen on 'The Daily Show' with Jon Stewart). Oliver coined the term on his Podcast 'The Bugle' with Andy Zaltzman (episode 152).

Dumping Osama Bin Laden's body into the sea robbed the survivors of the 9/11 dead of delivering a decent fuckeulogy.

fuckeulogy by glostah June 7, 2011

Fuckeulogy

A eulogy composed in memory of a particularly objectionable person.

Coined by comedian John Oliver on The Bugle podcast following the death of Osama bin Laden.

This is not so much a tribute episode to bin Laden as a special fuckeulogy to the big man.

Fuckeulogy by floew June 9, 2011

fucklustrous 

By @fictionvixen11

An IG poet who was challenged to make up a word

A person or situation that is fuckable, lust worthy and desirous

Girl 1: did you see SOA last night?
Girl 2: Yes. OMG Charlie Hunnam is fucklustrous. Sigh.

fucklustrous by jdsgirl October 1, 2015

Fuckulent 

A lazy way of saying fucking excellent.

"That creme brulee was fuckulent!"

Fuckulent by Katmeow57 March 28, 2017

Fuckmullet

A derivative of the Germanic hairstyle featuring a grippable mane at the top or back of the head. Used primarily as something to hold on to during sex, but can also be used for directing a man's head from face-level to muff and back again, without the need for words.

She grabbed him by the fuckmullet and plunged his head between her thighs.

Fuckmullet by LeTwonk July 27, 2011

fuckulele 

A guitar-like instrument with 4 strings used to give people sexual pleasure with its vibrant beautiful sounds.

They’re often played in tropical environments and Hawaii by pornstars who please listeners toward excitement.

Ben: That music sounds so beautiful.
Gregory: The pornstars are playing their fuckuleles.

fuckulele by gregben June 25, 2021