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fuckumental

"The Titanic was supposed to be virtually unsinkable and sunk in three hours because of a design flaw, that's fuckumental."
"How fuckumental, the Costa Concordia's Captain hit the rocks because he was showing off to his girlfriend."
'The client just wasted $100,000 on making a commercial they can't run? That's totally fuckumental."
fuckumental by The Don 74 February 15, 2017
short form of the term "Fuck them" or "Fuck 'em" shortened to one word.
They want a gram for $2? Fuckum!
Fuckum by Kaj Hiryun December 9, 2012

Don't-give-a-fuckism 

Def - Don't-give-a-fuckism is a state of apathy or indifference, whether permanent or temporary, in which a person chooses to ignore events going on around them. Stress is caused by attachment (giving a fuck) and can be relieved by detachment (not giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck can signifcantly improve quality of life by removing human issues connected with attachment (i.e. caring, worry, stress and giving a fuck). Not giving a fuck disconnects or detatches the individual from these issues and forces the person to concentrate on the things that make them happy rather than worrying about things that are out of their control and thereby improving quality of life (QOL); Variations: Don't-give-a-rat's-ass-ism,Don't-give-two-squirts-of-hot-steaming-piss-ism, Can't-be-arsed-ism.
1st person: "Hey, the boss saw you come in late again today. You're in deep shit man!" 2nd person: "So what, I don't give a fuck! I subscribe to ethos of don't-give-a-fuckism so it don't bother me. Whatever!"
Don't-give-a-fuckism by buzz_11 October 25, 2010
any derivitive of the word fuck
can be used inbetween words as well as at the end/beginning of sentences to add zip...
abso-fucking-lutely
congratu-fucking-lations
whoop-de-fucking-doo

she fucked him
he fucked her

fucking bastard

fuck it
fuck the fucking fuckers

Julian is a fucking cunt mother(shit)
fuckism by chrissy m May 13, 2005

fuckumentary

a video about sex pertaining to a certain type of sexual act and including many many examples of that act
man that fuckumentary about gangbangs made my girlfriend into a slut
fuckumentary by davidwating August 12, 2003
A period of time, seemingly interminable, when you are devoid of sexual partners and sexual contact.
Car: So, you and Steve still haven't hooked up?
Stacy: No, not yet - it's like we're in a fuckuum!
fuckuum by carrieparker January 11, 2008