fuck me ears

When a person, typically a woman, who has outrageously big ears, which would sereve as handles durring a blowjob.

She had some great fuck me ears to hold onto.

Think Jessica Simpson in Employee of the Month.

by p_man October 17, 2008

Ear Fuck

When a chick won't blow you

I think she wanted and ear fuck. I tried to stick in in her mouth and she turned her head really quick

by Spike January 6, 2005

ear fucking

When one's excessive talking boils to the point of exhaustion for the recipient. For the person who receives this audible impaling, a meltdown incurs and hostile actions goes into affect.

"you've been Ear Fucking me for the past 3 hours, shut the fuck up before I knock you out"

by Krumbz March 2, 2008

fuck your ears

Another term for Ear Rape/Really loud noise in which you're thinking you are going deaf.

"Please... Just... fuck your ears..."
- Mama

by EthanTheComposer July 11, 2018

ear fucking

the action of fucking ones ear

i want to do some ear fucking

by izzyman1200 July 16, 2018

ear fuck

1. When you can't get laid and you're forced to listen to a girl for hours
2. When someone sticks his finger or other object in your ear.

1. I went to a party just to get ear fucked by girls who won't take their pants off.
2. Aw gross!
You just got ear fucked!

by David Li February 15, 2008

Ear Fuck

When a woman (usually a "trick") won't give you her goodies, you are forced to put up with her talk instead, and instead of your cock, your ear gets fucked!

"Damnit homes! This trick aint givin' me nothin' but an ear fuck!"

by Gopal Patel June 2, 2005