The art of inadvertantly diverting from one's original plan to random/spontaneous activities and behavior.

Abbreviation: TFA
JH: Where the hell did you go?

Girls: Our intent was to go to the grocery store, but along the way we stopped at a flee market, then followed a sign to a garage sale, then stopped on the side of the road to look at puppies for sale. When we finally arrived at the grocery store it was closed.

JH: But you left four hours ago?! You must have had the fuck arounds!
by legendarymojito November 14, 2010
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1. To have sex with a wide (and often indiscriminate) selection of partners. 2. To have sex outside of a supposedly monogamous relationship. 3. To waste time, or to generally screw up a task.
(For 1): You're going to catch something really nasty if you keep fucking around with these sluts.

(For 2): Your boyfriend is so cool, I can't believe you fuck around behind his back.

(For 3): Get back to work, we don't have time to fuck around here!
by Evac156 February 9, 2005
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US Slang phr. 1. To mess with or to play around with. 2. To engaged in sexual intercourse with serveral partners at different times.
Don't fuck around with me or I'll kick your ass.

All you do is around with every man you see you whore.
by tnt3d October 22, 2004
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Used to express disappointment, disbelief, or general negative feelings in regards to a situation.

(Used often by people who reside in the N.E. MO. area, specifically in or around Kirksville, MO.)
Husband: "I got pulled over on my way home and got a ticket."
Wife: "Fuck around!"
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a term of disbelief. to ask for validation of a statement or situation.
"fuck around! you really gonna break up with that fine woman"?
"...yeah man, its just not workin out"
by queen jane January 15, 2009
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an affirmation that something is cool, amazing, hardcore or unbelievable...kinda like asking "are you shittin me?" or saying "wow, holy shit dude"or "hell yeah" depending on if it is used as a question or a statement
1. bob:hey the red sox won the world series
billy: fuck around??
Bob: i shit you not dude

2. bob:yo dat party was off da hook yo
Billy: fuck around!! fo' real yo
by alkalinefemale April 16, 2006
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