by Petter Hegamon January 2, 2009
Relating to the town of Granville, MA where goat fucking is highly practiced. Could be used literally or just to tell someone to get out.
by Poor Raped Goat June 1, 2006
Fucked up goats are goats that have a problem in one way or another. The biggest fucked up goat it one looking like a human and making others think it's a human. The only way to know is sneak up on one when it is alone and it will either be eating it's own poo, sucking on it's human dick or sucking someone else's butt for the nutrients and poop. The only known fucked up goats in existence are Miley Cyrus, Osama Bin Laden and George Bush. Other fucked up goat diseases contain having two heads, being half of another animal or having a demon heart.
by Masterman2000 August 15, 2011
This expression dates as far back as man has been stuffing his junk into farm animals. You fuck one goat. Meaning there are some things we do that we must carry with us, no matter the good deeds you do or the people who love you, this can all be overshadowed by one horrific deed.
An old farmer walking through his field with his grandson.
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
Old farmer- "Billy, you see that fence there? Your father and I built that fence with our own two hands.
Billy-''Yeah... That's great grandpa.
Old farmer- "And that barn Billy, do you see that barn? My father and I built that barn long ago together. And these fields Billy...
Billy- uh huh, didnt you fuck some goats once though?
Old farmer- "it was one goat! Geez you fuck one goat...
by Ageofchronic December 23, 2016
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by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020
The act of penatrating a goats ass with your penis, but at the same time you stick a stick of dynamite, that is lit of course, up your ass.
The objective of this is to ejaculate in the goats ass before the dynamite explodes and blows your asshole apart
The objective of this is to ejaculate in the goats ass before the dynamite explodes and blows your asshole apart
I was givin it to the billy goat last night and didn't do it in time. Now I'm in a wheel chair with a bloody asshole. Damn I was unsucessful at the Belgian K.G. fuck (Kamikazi Goat fuck)
by Johnny Waldron June 18, 2006
A total mess, a chaotic or frustrating situation, often involving a large number of people attempting the same task. A "cluster fuck." Fucking Goat Rodeo can be used as an alternative to "cluster fuck" and similar terms.
"In that meeting today, everyone was talking over each other, nobody was prepared. It was a fucking goat rodeo."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."
"He has the whole sales team on that one account. I have a feeling this is gonna be a fucking goat rodeo."
"I'm still stuck in traffic, this is a fucking goat rodeo, i gotta get outta here."
by Dan DeMichele June 7, 2006