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by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 10, 2020
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That’s the worst thing about music, is that people play it. AHAHAHAHA
People are the worst
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020
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INTPs think that they are smart but they are not smart (clever) enough to realize that their whole reality is a cleverly crafted predetermined ultramatrix by an INTJ superhuman Mastermind in a fake, doll-house, civilized world. Bwahahahaha.
INTPs, yes that’s what I said.^ Now, think about that one.
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 13, 2020
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the year in the Western world where people were the most confused.

we haven't had a year as crazy as 1979 or 1980 ever since. (except maybe 1983 or 1991)

but, 2020 is starting to become a really confusing year, just like 1979.
1979 - there were high crime and murder and music genre battles. Disco died. Hip Hop was born. New Wave killed Rock N' Roll. Everybody was like, "what the hell is going on?"
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She looked at me with dignity, said
"Baby there's one thing you've gotta see
Even though we're headed for war
this nation's prouder than ever before
Yes, there's a sprit in the air
We're more American than anywhere."
Well, I just smiled 'cause I could tell
This little girl's going to hell

All the warmth in her heart can't keep
My blood from running cold
First I fell for her looks
Now I just wanna go for the throat
I tried to tell her a hundred times
This little girl didn't understand at all
Pride comes before a fall
Now I wouldn't mind if you swallow my pride
Make me feel all right, deep inside
Feel all right
Pride comes before a fall

This ain't the summer of love (4x)
I don't know what you're thinking of
This ain't the summer of love

This ain't the garden of Eden
There ain't no angels above
Things ain't what they used to be
This ain't the summer of love

This ain't the garden of Eden
There ain't no angels above
Things ain't what they used to be
This ain't the summer of love
This ain't the summer of fun
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 12, 2020
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I am an INTJ and I find relationships with the ISTP to be quite suspicious and baffling most the time. They always seem to tag along with you. They also feel intimidating and worthy of attacking just for the sake of it. They follow you around and you don’t know whether it’s a good or bad thing. They are very intimidating and come on a little too strong. I am a private person, so I find it to be irritating if someone invades my private spaces...
ISTPs come across as predatory humans that are out to take advantage of the situation.
I have to be careful and cautious around some of them. I always fear they are feeding off me and out to get me(sucking my blood🩸) , don’t want to support a random person I’m not quite familiar with.

They only talk to you when they need something. My dad is this personality type, and he did not give a crap about anyone but himself. Unhealthy ISTPs are prone to selfishness.
by Rude Crude but Earnest Dude December 7, 2020
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