fucked in half

being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.

Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.

by Matt Hurley, Daniel Edson, Elliott Buck January 27, 2008

fucked in half

it means really fuckin drunk

we were drinkin and i got fucked in half

by dildoman December 5, 2007

fucked-in-half

see shithoused

really really drunk

Jack came over to the party and he was already fucked-in-half!

by JackHammer November 23, 2004

fucked-in-half

1- Excessively Drunk or Inebriated.

2-Drunk feeling where one "can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like."

3-Nothing can stop me drunk

At this point I am fucked-in-half drunk, and want to sleep with basically anything with a vagina.

by Vit0o December 20, 2007

fuck half

Describes a woman's body from the waist down. This is where the vagina is located, hence the term "fuck half". Usually referred to when a woman has an excellent waist to hip ratio, i.e. a tiny waist, wide hips, thick thighs, and a round juicy bubble butt.

"Damn! Did you see the fuck half on that broad?"

"Hell yah! She had that proper thickness!"

by subversive_darkness February 26, 2009

Fuck and a half

A term for crazier then fuck

When you spill soda and suddenly say "Oh fuck and a half !"

by Grandma linda December 9, 2016

Holy Fuck and a Half

An expression used when you are beyond pissed off and feel like punching a hole through everything you see and wanting to fucking explode.

Leroy: I just saw your girlfriend wearing some other guys sweatshirt.

Jenkins: holy fuck and a half, I'm going to fucking explode she annoys the living tits out of me

by Harrypotter292949 October 17, 2011