it means really fuckin drunk
we were drinkin and i got fucked in half
being so drunk that you lose every basic motor skill. a step above shit-faced and step below death.
Man1: Dude i was fucked in half last night.
Man2: were you able to drive home?
Man1: fuck drivin, dude. i was having trouble with door knobs.
Jack came over to the party and he was already fucked-in-half!
1- Excessively Drunk or Inebriated.
2-Drunk feeling where one "can not differentiate between an appropriate comment and an inappropriate one, so one says whatever one feels like."
3-Nothing can stop me drunk
At this point I am fucked-in-half drunk, and want to sleep with basically anything with a vagina.