fuckdore 

Fuckdore is a word used to describe someone that you adore, but also want to fuck. It implies magnificent fucking ability, combined with being nice and fun.

Sam: So I take it you have no problem meeting men and getting dates?
Me: Duh, of course, men fuckdore me, I don't even need online dating! I'm fucktabulous!

fuckdore by Funny Moms November 16, 2016

fucktometer 

meter that effectively measures how fucked you are in a given situation

Cop: You are arrested for bringing all this cocaine across the border.

Brian: Wow this is off the fucktometer.

fucktometer by spicykal May 8, 2009

fuckometer 

A device used to assess the shagability of a chick. Ranging from zero to ten, the fuckometer gives a graded scale which dudes can use to compare tail.

Dude 1: "Your mom's a fox, dude. She's 9 on the fuckometer."
Dude 2: "WTF?!!?"

fuckometer by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

fuckdom 

The most extreme level of any sort of ____dom, i.e. niggerdom, jewdom, kykedom, gookdom, etc.

Greg's fuckdom was so great that it could be considered a legitimate reason to shoot him.

fuckdom by Logan D. May 30, 2008

fuckdope

The state in which, after intense sexual activity, one cums so intensely as to reach a state of euphoric stupidity.

Bra, we hit it so hard I went fuckdope by the end of it

fuckdope by Bunny-Cat January 8, 2014

Fucksome 

adjective

1. Used to describe something that is Fucking Awesome (BITCH)

Arthur: the new green day song 21 guns is FUCKSOME

Bob: yeah maybe... but whats REALLY Fucksome is American Boy by estelle its amazin

*Bob gets ran over by a lorry, then a passing retard takes a shit in his face*

God: Hooray now everybodys happy :)

Fucksome by Arthuriscool July 31, 2009

Fucksome 

When somebody looks particularly fuckable or sexy/ worthy of some sexy time

"I have to say you're looking highly fucksome tonight"

Fucksome by jharris and ceemo May 23, 2013