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Fuck in the Fart

This is a typical behavior from a girl whom isn't very well put together...alright, a down-right mess that you shouldn't be fucking with in the first place. While amidst full coitus, your man shaft is deeply engaged with her purple-walled clam stem. Before you know it, while your ball bag is pressed against her brown spider hole, she lets a disco biscuit fly. The reverb from her gas flutters against your man sac and engulfs the room with a cloud of toxins. At this exact moment she grasps your arms tightly and makes you stare into her eyes while your fuck in her fart.
"Ahhh man, that chick is such a mess I can't stop staring at her, it's like staring into the sun, she'll totally make me fuck in the fart."

"I'd rather drink hot dog water than fuck in the fart with that broad!"

"I got so hammered hammered last night I went home with this train wreck and she made me fuck in the fart."
Fuck in the Fart by CockCousteau October 23, 2012

Fuck in the Face 

1. When someone makes you a scapegoat for something in front of an audience or team for which you take the fall.
Worker 1: how did the presentation go?
Worker 2: My boss didn't support my idea, it was a fuck in the face
Fuck in the Face by Teh Hoe January 6, 2012

Fuck in the shit 

When you fuck an anus that is full of shit.

Can be used to mean that you are in deep shit.
We lost the game.. Fuck in the shit!
Fuck in the shit by Def Youser October 30, 2016

fall down fuck in the ass 

When one has 1 too many tall boy Canadian's
Hey Billy, are you out of beers you fall down fuck in the ass

What the fuck in the Environment 

A phrase that expresses confusion towards a group of people or oneself due to a unusual comment made by an individual.
First Example:

Uly: Guess what I did yesterday?
Lena: What did you do yesterday?
Uly: I died my pubic hair purple,it was fun.
Lena: What the fuck the environment????

Second Example:

Kate: Hey did you have sex with Alex yesterday?
Jade: Yes, I did. He was so romantic with it.
Trish: Hey but did you girls know that the solar system consists of 8 Planets now?

Both Kate and Jade: What the fuck in the environment????

Tittie fuck in the ass 

1: A sexual act when one slides their penis through their partners ass cheeks in a rocking back and forth motion similar to that of a hot dog sliding back and forth between a canal.

2: The sexual action of tittie fucking applied to the buttocks canal.

3: A means of expressing frustration
1: Bob: "So how was your night with big booty judy?"

Craig: "We didn't have sex, but the good news is I got to Tittie fuck in the ass."

2: "It looked like I was sliding a hot dog down a very narrow hallway when I was tittie fucking her in the ass."

3: "Tittie Fuck me in the ass! I just failed that chem test."