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Fuck lift driver

standing behind a girl while carrying her and fucking her at the same time while her legs are out in the direction of two forks from a fork lift.
Molly says that Randy, her husband, a recieving specialist at Home Depot, is the best fuck lift driver in town...cause she a hoe.
Fuck lift driver by mrfagan68 September 24, 2009

Dive Fuck 

When you just fuck some girl then leave her.

Not like a 1 night stand.
More like a fuck-n-go.
Joey: Dude, I just dive fucked a girl last night.

Friend 1: Nice dood. You didn't just sleep in her bed.

Friend 2: YOU n00b! Get a life.

Joey:Nahh b, I fuck-n-go.
Dive Fuck by Pwningn00bz September 25, 2008

Fuck you and your uber driver

When you hate someone so much you also hate everyone who is connected to them, including (but not limited to) Their mom, dad, siblings, grandparents, great grandparents, ancestors, future descendants that haven’t been born yet, their local cashier, and their uber driver
Dumb coworker: Yap yap yap blah blah blah
Me: Fuck you and your uber driver

fuckdriver 

A concoction of Jack Daniels and Orange Juice.

The name comes from the "Sledgehammer", a drink involving Vodka and Orange Juice, and the fact that Jack will never fail to just fuck you up.

Advised to Drink In Moderation.
"Last night I had five fuckdrivers.....and I don't remember much after that."
fuckdriver by jbling January 27, 2007
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026