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"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."
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Fuck my ass and call me Betty 

A saying you say when someone tell you you did something wrong
Mark: you left the stove on

Jack: well fuck my ass and call me Betty

batty fuck

To have anal relations with another man/woman/animal !
"Oh shit fella, did you see me batty fuck your mum the other day?"
batty fuck by Mumm-Raa April 4, 2006

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! 

The mating call of the rare fuckus bird.

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! 

The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:

1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute.
2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy
3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it
4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am
5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space
6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward
7) the whole Bush administration
CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!"

fucketty fuck

a swear-word, used instead the quite boring fuck.
Korana likes to use it in her if she sing-swears.
used as a regular swear word as in: "oh, fucketty fuck!"
fucketty fuck by robinson82 September 17, 2012

Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! 

A truly inspired name for a pub quiz team, as previously used in The Castle pub in Aberystwyth.
"And in first place, the Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers, with 128 points!"