fuck a brick 

When you are very surprised and cant think of anything to say you look at pile of bricks and say :FUCk A BRICK"

Or shit a brick, but worse

"I just one 2 billion pounds"

"urrrmm FUCK A BRICK"

fuck a brick by flippingfantasticwords January 3, 2012

Fuck a Brick 

When an individual intends to say "fuck a duck" and "shit a brick" in consecutive order, but the thoughts have become muddled in their mind, thus resulting in a shortened word, containing elements from both expletives.

Similarly, the individual may say "shit a duck", although this is less commonly encountered.

Jack: Did you see the fucking tits on that MILF?

Vella: Now that is some quality boobage.

Stuart: Fuck a brick

Fuck a Brick by stuartbigdick November 21, 2009

fuck me with a brick 

Normally used to express surprise or relief.

Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!

fuck me with a brick by cdxfdh June 1, 2016

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008