fuck a brick

When you are very surprised and cant think of anything to say you look at pile of bricks and say :FUCk A BRICK"

Or shit a brick, but worse

"I just one 2 billion pounds"

"urrrmm FUCK A BRICK"

by flippingfantasticwords January 3, 2012

Fuck a Brick

When an individual intends to say "fuck a duck" and "shit a brick" in consecutive order, but the thoughts have become muddled in their mind, thus resulting in a shortened word, containing elements from both expletives.

Similarly, the individual may say "shit a duck", although this is less commonly encountered.

Jack: Did you see the fucking tits on that MILF?

Vella: Now that is some quality boobage.

Stuart: Fuck a brick

by stuartbigdick November 21, 2009

fuck-bricks

An exclamation used in reference to a mishap

Fuck-bricks! I just dropped my cell phone in the Grand Canyon.

by Bill Nelson May 8, 2008

Fucking Brick

A really stout person that tries to lay on You. Their like “ Baby I love you “, and try to show you by hugging and squeezing the loving air out of you. You try to reciprocate but all you can say is “ Get off me your like a fucking brick.

Michael get off of me , you fucking brick !

by QueenOlmos November 4, 2019

Shit A Fucking Brick And Chicken

1. Something to say instead of "Shit!" when you mess up or fuck up. It sounds cooler.
2. You could always add I will to the beggining.... And then people think you're crazy
3. Something to say when in complete and utter disbelief
4. a way to express how mad you are or someone would be (So very mad)

1. Person stubbs toe, "Shit a fucking brick and chicken!"
2. Tonight I will shit a fucking brick and chicken.
3. Shit a fucking brick and chicken, Owen's dating HER!?!?
4. If I don't get this done, my mom will shit a fucking brick and chicken..

by TRINNY BITCH September 10, 2011

fuck me with a brick

Normally used to express surprise or relief.

Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!

by cdxfdh June 1, 2016