| 1. | the dogs bollocks | ||
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a colloquial term, used mainly in england. bollocks being bad, dogs bollocks meaning good. bollocks, my nose is bleeding.
that punch was the dogs bollocks. |
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| 2. | fuck the government | ||
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1. a statement of strong dislike and conviction towards the governing body that represents us all.
2. An opinion held by the founding fathers of the United States of America. “The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first.” – Thomas Jefferson “They that can give up essential Liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither Liberty nor safety.” – Benjamin Franklin “Make yourself a sheep and the wolves will eat you.” – Benjamin Franklin “No man is good enough to govern another man without that other’s consent.” – Abraham Lincoln I hope this definition clarifies what "fuck the government" really means Sally: Have you been paying attention to the news and the government latley?
Bill: Yeah, the goverment is silently molesting our every orifice, and we a gladly licking their hands like obedient dogs. Sally: You mean you don't trust our government Bill? Bill: Sorry, I am not a lapdog. If I were to have anything to say about the government, it would be "fuck the government!" Sally: Too bad most citizens are sheep and will continue to allow the government to corall us like dumb animals. Bill: Well Sally, unfortunatly most people are so dumb that the government they have is the government they deserve. |
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| 3. | Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers! | ||
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The only coherent thought/word/statement available to any respectable sentient beings upon exposure to such items as the following:
1) any 24-hour news network for more than a minute. 2) Explanation of George W. Bush's environmental policy 3) profound rumination on the state of life as we know it 4) Door-to-door Jehovah's Witnesses at 5am 5) the realization that your dogs have eaten your entire easter basket and proceeded to vomit/explosive diarrea the whole thing throughout your living space 6) Stories about imperialism from the 1300's forward 7) the whole Bush administration CNN: "...have built a twelve foot wall to divide shi'ite and Sunni factions in the capital city...'"
Respectable sentient being: "Oh...oh they fuckin' didn't...they did. Those stupid Fuck-fucketty-fuck-fuck-fuckers!" |
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| 4. | mom fuck | ||
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A mom fuck is the woman in the neighborhood who is willing to let anyone fuck her when her husband is away. She doesnt care if her kids are home or not. She enjoys showing off her body in skimpy, slutty clothes and lets men do anything they want to her, anytime. She'll answer the door in almost nothing or naked and let whoever is there in to fuck her. Kathy is the neighborhood mom fuck. She loves getting her mouth, pussy, and ass stuffed whenever possible. Everyone knows that when her husband is away on business that she's available for anything. Men walking their dogs stop by for a quick fuck. Kathy just smiles and asks them what they would like to do. She bends over or lies back n spreads her legs or starts bouncing on his hard cock. If her kids are home she just sends them upstairs or outside for a few minutes.
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| 5. | reservoir dogs | ||
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Refers to when animals, dogs and rats et cetera, fall into a reservoir and are incapable of escape.
They must therefore eat each other to survive. A bloody mess, of course, ensues The Battle at the Kool Moe Dee concert was like a bunch of reservoir dogs going at it.
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| 6. | Fuck-Wit | ||
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1 An often clumsy, brain-dead, half-retarded, dogs-ass-useless, painfully annoying person who can't seem to accomplish even the simplest of tasks.
2 A word used in place of "mess around with" 1 "God damnit bitch, I said turn LEFT.....you're such a Fuck-Wit!!!"
2 "Don't Fuck Wit it, the picture is fine!" |
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| 7. | Consuming Fuck | ||
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when you find a really freakin small person and a woman with a massive vigini hole and as they are having INTERCOURSE the small person gets stuck and consumed by the beastly vagina. Woman: Yeah fuck me
Man: OMG were having a Consuming Fuck Woman: Excelllent!!!!......Get inside of me......Really get inside of me |
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