by TherealNinjafortnite August 4, 2018
Robin: Holy ass raping monkey fuck, Batman! That doesn't come in a Route 44!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
Batman: Oh fuck me!!!
by Stabbed Hooker 10 November 27, 2010
When you happen to be in a shitstorm-like situation, and you expect someone to come get you out of it.
Shit, my girlfriend is about to screw me, but she doesn't know I'm gay! Where the fuck is Batman?!
Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?
Goddammit, theres a car about to ram me. Man, where the fuck is Batman?
by Gawdbro July 29, 2011
When you jump off of your bed or off of a pedestal right in to your girl's vajayjay well screaming I am Batman then you cum and scream Blastoise use splash attack.
Let's Batman fuck tonight
by Slap da chap June 16, 2019
Definition 1:
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.
Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.
Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;
“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
A long expression used in reaction when something unbelievably crazy has just occurred / been witnessed / someone has found out about.
Definition 2:
Can also be used to describe the actions of an individual or group, who has just completed something of remarkable skill or achievement, and are worthy of comparison to Batmans skills.
Derived from the Robin ‘The Boy Wonders’ TV show catchphrase;
“Holy (insert object / person / event here) Batman!!”
Example 1:
Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”
Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”
Example 2:
James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"
M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"
Greg: “I just saw two trains crash together, and everybody onboard walked off alive!”
Jake: ”Holy fucking pit shit Batman!”
Example 2:
James Bond: "I just saved the world, killed the bad guy, fucked three women, and learnt how to tap-dance all on the way back here to HQ"
M: "Holy fucking pig shit Batman!"
by Mr Captain Monkey February 7, 2012