its the fuccboi version of horror game five nights at f r e d d y s
its were freddy wants to shit on all of the cameras in order to have i night of debachury
the whole gang (freddy,foxy,chica,and bonnie) must team up to also defeat their toy versions of themselves after shitting on all of the cameras
its were freddy wants to shit on all of the cameras in order to have i night of debachury
the whole gang (freddy,foxy,chica,and bonnie) must team up to also defeat their toy versions of themselves after shitting on all of the cameras
by alaakbar January 28, 2017
My mental Illness is both baffling and cunning he says while posing as a painter and snorting hydromorphs.Hes drapped head to toe in adidas garments he paid full price for despite not having a job or income.Spends most his time in women he deems "doable"s DMs boohooing that life is really hard for him and celebrates faux sobriety anniversaries high as a kite on his iPhone 11.Enabled by his family and his "disability checks" he tells women that he preys on that he's a starving artist who is writing a novel.Once you have fallen prey you discover it's basically a bad acid trip he had once when he was 16 that he's based the entire novel on and it even isn't that great of story.He spends more time caring for his adidas shoes than painting.His sheets have little specs of blood on them from trying to find his veins but finds girls gross for having periods.Has a gold membership on Adult friendfinder and innocent hookups.com. Can't stay sober long enough to complete a painting or participate in artshows.Is usually nodding out in paint speckled adidas wear and the blood patterns on his sheets from poking needles are better than most his paintings
He's not a misunderstood visionary whom women don't fairly give a chance; he's a starving artist fuccboi
by Jenna Feather July 7, 2020
1. A fuccboi who hasn't realised his identity yet, but will become a fuccboi as soon as he gets a chance
2. A fuccboi who hides his identity from his close friends in order to get close to their friends and perform fuccboikery on them.
3. Somebody who orders iced chocolate at Starbucks, which makes him seem sweet and nice but he will use this fact to get innocent sweet-toothed girls
2. A fuccboi who hides his identity from his close friends in order to get close to their friends and perform fuccboikery on them.
3. Somebody who orders iced chocolate at Starbucks, which makes him seem sweet and nice but he will use this fact to get innocent sweet-toothed girls
Riva: "Toby, I have a friend who'd be the perfect girl for you."
Simon: "Me too, me too!"
Riva: "No. Simon is very attractive but he's a closet fuccboi."
Simon: "I am not a closet fuccboi!!"
Riva: "Well, your Starbucks order says otherwise."
Simon: "Me too, me too!"
Riva: "No. Simon is very attractive but he's a closet fuccboi."
Simon: "I am not a closet fuccboi!!"
Riva: "Well, your Starbucks order says otherwise."
by lovehandle00 November 24, 2018
Female: Damn look at that fine man over there. I want him so bad but I know he’s not good for me
Friend: don’t do it girl, he’s just a fuccboi
Female: I wasn’t gon do it, I was just thinkin bout it...
(7 min later)... I did it
Friend: don’t do it girl, he’s just a fuccboi
Female: I wasn’t gon do it, I was just thinkin bout it...
(7 min later)... I did it
by mellllllllo November 26, 2020
Female: Damn look at that fine man over there. I want him so bad but I know he’s not good for me
Friend: don’t do it girl, he’s just a fuccboi
Female: I wasn’t gon do it, I was just thinkin bout it...
(7 min later)... I did it
Friend: don’t do it girl, he’s just a fuccboi
Female: I wasn’t gon do it, I was just thinkin bout it...
(7 min later)... I did it
by mellllllllo November 26, 2020
by Fuccboi21 September 1, 2017
Ring ring, ah, ring ring
Hey boy
What do you want?
You called me?
Whatever Trevor... What are you doin'?
I'm just-
Oh I don't care
Boy all you care about is fucking you're such a-
A what? Say it
A fuccboi
You're goddamn right I'm a fuccboi
They wear trendy shoes when they walk down the street
'Cause a fuccboi can't fuck if he's got cold feet
A fuccboi fucks heaps he ain't got a spouse
And a fuccboi wears a sunhat when he leaves the house
Fuccbois, fuccbois, make some noise
Fuccbois love to fuck and they are also boys
Fuccbois, fucbbois handle their biz
I totally know what a fuccboi is
Fuccbois have a small vocabulary
At least that's what I read on Urban Dictionary
Statistically fuccbois all have skin
And below their knee there's probably a shin
Fuccbois, fuccbois, fuccbois, fuck
A fuccboi is half boy and half fuck
Fuccbois, fuccbois, let me hear you sing
Fuccbois are still a relevant thing
A fuccboi is a boy who can fuck all day
If you can't do that then there's just no way
You're a fuccboi and if you are a girl
Then I don't mean to exclude but you're not a fuccboi
And if you are a boy but you don't like to fuck
Then you're not a fuccboi, tough bloody luck
But if you do like to fuck and you're not a boy
That's only half so shut up and eat some bok choy
So spell it out 'cause I know you can spell fuccboi out loud
Like you don't give a damn
Hey boy
What do you want?
You called me?
Whatever Trevor... What are you doin'?
I'm just-
Oh I don't care
Boy all you care about is fucking you're such a-
A what? Say it
A fuccboi
You're goddamn right I'm a fuccboi
They wear trendy shoes when they walk down the street
'Cause a fuccboi can't fuck if he's got cold feet
A fuccboi fucks heaps he ain't got a spouse
And a fuccboi wears a sunhat when he leaves the house
Fuccbois, fuccbois, make some noise
Fuccbois love to fuck and they are also boys
Fuccbois, fucbbois handle their biz
I totally know what a fuccboi is
Fuccbois have a small vocabulary
At least that's what I read on Urban Dictionary
Statistically fuccbois all have skin
And below their knee there's probably a shin
Fuccbois, fuccbois, fuccbois, fuck
A fuccboi is half boy and half fuck
Fuccbois, fuccbois, let me hear you sing
Fuccbois are still a relevant thing
A fuccboi is a boy who can fuck all day
If you can't do that then there's just no way
You're a fuccboi and if you are a girl
Then I don't mean to exclude but you're not a fuccboi
And if you are a boy but you don't like to fuck
Then you're not a fuccboi, tough bloody luck
But if you do like to fuck and you're not a boy
That's only half so shut up and eat some bok choy
So spell it out 'cause I know you can spell fuccboi out loud
Like you don't give a damn
F! (F!)
U! (U!)
C! (C!)
K! (C!)
K! (C!)
It's K (It's C)
It's fuck... It's K
(Fuccbois got two C's)
No it doesn't, it's K
(Yes it does)
I'll look it up then
(Ok alright)
I'll look... Ohh...
(Yeah)
And boys got an ""I""
(Yes man... Mark do you even know what a fuccboi is?)
Yes
(It's just that ever since your thirtieth birthday you've been doing a lot to prove how young and hip you are)
That's not true
(Mark you've eaten nothing but memes for a week)
I know what a fuccboi is!
(Prove it!)
Every fuccboi is allergic to bananas
And they share a single pair of flannelette pyjamas
In their jackets there are pockets sewn by their mum
In their pockets there are lockets where they hide spare cum
And strobe lights make a fuccboi not see
'Cause fuccbois suffer from epilepsy
And fuccbois can't paint a feature wall
'Cause every fuccboi is only one foot tall
Don't expect a fuccboi to ever call you back
'Cause all of their phones are Ivan Milat
And a fuccboi's advice for IBS is
Eat probiotic yoghurt and reduce daily stress
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I know what they are
If I'm off I bet it's not by far
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I'm down with the scene
Google says they were a thing in 2015
Oh fuck!
U! (U!)
C! (C!)
K! (C!)
K! (C!)
It's K (It's C)
It's fuck... It's K
(Fuccbois got two C's)
No it doesn't, it's K
(Yes it does)
I'll look it up then
(Ok alright)
I'll look... Ohh...
(Yeah)
And boys got an ""I""
(Yes man... Mark do you even know what a fuccboi is?)
Yes
(It's just that ever since your thirtieth birthday you've been doing a lot to prove how young and hip you are)
That's not true
(Mark you've eaten nothing but memes for a week)
I know what a fuccboi is!
(Prove it!)
Every fuccboi is allergic to bananas
And they share a single pair of flannelette pyjamas
In their jackets there are pockets sewn by their mum
In their pockets there are lockets where they hide spare cum
And strobe lights make a fuccboi not see
'Cause fuccbois suffer from epilepsy
And fuccbois can't paint a feature wall
'Cause every fuccboi is only one foot tall
Don't expect a fuccboi to ever call you back
'Cause all of their phones are Ivan Milat
And a fuccboi's advice for IBS is
Eat probiotic yoghurt and reduce daily stress
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I know what they are
If I'm off I bet it's not by far
Fuccbois, fuccbois, I'm down with the scene
Google says they were a thing in 2015
Oh fuck!
by Jaraaahd November 7, 2020