FTL

The abbreviation for the frequently used phrase "For the Ladies." Typically used as a justification for extravagant male behavior or possessions. FTL may also be used sarcastically to refer to embarrassing acts or attributes.

Sincere: 1. "It was expensive, but the fireplace that I installed in my bedroom is purely FTL and I am sure it will pay off. 2. "My karaoke tribute to Tom Jones is pure FTL magic; It always fills my bed."

Sarcastic: 1. "Ooh, nice mustachio-mullet combo, Pat. That is totally FTL." 2. "Its great how you're pants are so tight that the zipper is always busting open- must be FTL."

by prince nubian April 25, 2010

FTL

As well as meaning "For the Loss" and "For the Love", FTL can also stand for "For the Lulz".

Really, the exact usage of For the Lulz is varied and isn't really confined to rationality. :3

Yep, I did it FTL.

Person 1: I'm so screwed now.
Person 2: Ohh, man. You poor thing... FTL.

by The Red Lady September 29, 2009

FTL

For the lose

*Totally doing awesome in a game of solitaire*

Solitaire ftw!

*No more moves*
Solitaire ftl...

by nintendog61 September 6, 2011

FTL

fuck(ing) the lions; used as reference to lions/cougars particularly in night clubs

Bob- "Dude, I was totally FTL last night."
Bill- "Omg. No way, you're nuts, bro.

by idkmybffjilll January 12, 2012

FTL

For The Lols - Doing something to seek joy and laughter. Internet slang.

Originates from two sources:
Source 1 - FTW (For the win)
Source 2 - LOL (Laugh out loud)

Example 1:

X: Should we go and put our faces in pie?

Y: Why?

X: FTL (For the lols)

Example 2:

Terrorist 1: Why do you live in a cave?

Bin Laden: FTL (For the lols)

by tisneil January 7, 2011

FTL

1. "Faster Than Light"

2. A company that creates men and women's underwear.

FTL boy's/men's briefs would have to be the best choice if you want to be a chick magnet.

by Joe Mangento January 12, 2005

FTL

Fruit of The Loom; an underwear manufacturer

Johnny always wears FTL boxer briefs.

by francium June 5, 2006