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The BEST place to live ever! period... end of story. We throw the best parties, have the hottest people and smoke the best ganja.
When someone says we’re going to “the beach” this weekend, they’re referring to Ft. Myers Beach. It doesn’t matter if u go to Verot, Estero, Cypress, Ft.myers or South, we’ll all end up parting together here anyways. Times square and the pier is where its at! You can jump off the pier and get chased by cops, get free skimbording lessons from hot guys, toke it up on the beach and not even worry about getting caught….cause everyone’s a beach bum here and we’re all gettin stoned.
FMB is happnin during spring break. Traffic is hell and tourists can go to hell, but the hot guys that come for the months of March and April are heaven.
We throw the best parties around. Everyone knows if u want pot u go back behind the hooters and the lani kai doesn’t check ids. We party on the beach and under bridges all night long.
I know henna tattoos isn’t all you can get from Ossi. I know that when u go to the beach, McDonalds is where lunch is bought, cause we’re all broke as hell. I know that if I go to Publix I’ll most likely see about 10 people I know. This is the smallest town EVER! Everyone knows everyone and all of their business(no secrets here…whatsoever).
Karaoke is sung at Junkanoos every night. Everyone knows the matchbox doesn’t sell matches and the beached whale isn’t a helpless animal, the surf club isn’t an organized group of surfers nor do they offer lessons, unless you’d like to perfect your drinking habits, yet most beach kids have that art mastered by age 12. Going on a run, involves a trip inland, a fake id from Naples and a 30 pack...not running shoes. As you should know Pirate Pete’s has nothing to do with a pirate. The shrimp festival is pretty much the highlight of our year here. Don’t buy ice cream from the palm-tree bicycle carts on the beach, everyone knows that guy’s a (former?) crack dealer. (I’ll stick with Ben & Jerry thanks) FMB is amazzzing. Even though I still don’t know what a Wahoo Willie is, I’m so proud to be able to call Ft. Myers Beach home!
When someone says we’re going to “the beach” this weekend, they’re referring to Ft. Myers Beach. It doesn’t matter if u go to Verot, Estero, Cypress, Ft.myers or South, we’ll all end up parting together here anyways. Times square and the pier is where its at! You can jump off the pier and get chased by cops, get free skimbording lessons from hot guys, toke it up on the beach and not even worry about getting caught….cause everyone’s a beach bum here and we’re all gettin stoned.
FMB is happnin during spring break. Traffic is hell and tourists can go to hell, but the hot guys that come for the months of March and April are heaven.
We throw the best parties around. Everyone knows if u want pot u go back behind the hooters and the lani kai doesn’t check ids. We party on the beach and under bridges all night long.
I know henna tattoos isn’t all you can get from Ossi. I know that when u go to the beach, McDonalds is where lunch is bought, cause we’re all broke as hell. I know that if I go to Publix I’ll most likely see about 10 people I know. This is the smallest town EVER! Everyone knows everyone and all of their business(no secrets here…whatsoever).
Karaoke is sung at Junkanoos every night. Everyone knows the matchbox doesn’t sell matches and the beached whale isn’t a helpless animal, the surf club isn’t an organized group of surfers nor do they offer lessons, unless you’d like to perfect your drinking habits, yet most beach kids have that art mastered by age 12. Going on a run, involves a trip inland, a fake id from Naples and a 30 pack...not running shoes. As you should know Pirate Pete’s has nothing to do with a pirate. The shrimp festival is pretty much the highlight of our year here. Don’t buy ice cream from the palm-tree bicycle carts on the beach, everyone knows that guy’s a (former?) crack dealer. (I’ll stick with Ben & Jerry thanks) FMB is amazzzing. Even though I still don’t know what a Wahoo Willie is, I’m so proud to be able to call Ft. Myers Beach home!
ft.myers beach by hipppiee April 12, 2008
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ft. myers
where da jackboys hang nd da goons rome
cant nobody fuck wit da fort aka lil pakistan fuck you mean !
and all dem rappers you see on tv like plies flo rida t pain lil wayne n dem dont think dey originated da slang dey be sayin like buss it baby nd gettin off n shit all dat shit from fort myers baby!
cant nobody fuck wit da fort aka lil pakistan fuck you mean !
and all dem rappers you see on tv like plies flo rida t pain lil wayne n dem dont think dey originated da slang dey be sayin like buss it baby nd gettin off n shit all dat shit from fort myers baby!
ft. myers
probably the worst place to live ever. its the most boring place in the united states.. theres absolutely nothing to do except go to belltower with goths.. the boys are so ugly.. and not mature.. the girls are stuck up and snobby.. and then theres me.. a jersey girl who hates everything about florida.. lets not call it fort myers.. why dont we refer to it as satan's asshole.. the worst place ever.. okayy well if ur thinkin of movin to florida.. dont come to satan's asshole - you'll want to hang urself from a palm tree.. canterbury is also the worst school on the planet.. and mr. shits should just die.. and our vice principal got botox.. wow co0l fag.!peace out mah niglet
satan's asshole sucks
satan's asshole has the worst school in the world, which is canterbury
satan's asshole sucks ass
satan's asshole has the worst school in the world, which is canterbury
satan's asshole sucks ass
ft. myers by jerseysz finest September 5, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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