by Anonymous October 6, 2003
by Barbaro February 26, 2007
When a male tucks his shlong so it's coming out the back end and someone else gets behind him and starts blowin'. This makes the weiner stand, hence fruit stand.
Bob squealed like a pig and was disppointed when he found out he wasn't getting fruit at the fruit stand. He threw up and stopped eating fruit. He now sticks with tossed salads.
by The Artist formerly known as Cajun Sprocketer September 29, 2006
When a Mexican gets a woman to do a headstand on the side of the road and sell fruit from her vagina.
I was driving to work the other day and saw a Mexican Fruit Stand on the side of the road. I stopped for some pineapple.
by vinxanity March 30, 2015
As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.
by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022
When one kneels while placing their face on the floor and offering stone fruit out of their rectum for $2 a piece. Generally accepted as a marketing ploy in tourist traps and known to be not authentically Danish.
It was well known that after a jog, Bill Clinton would often stop by a danish fruit stand for a refreshing peach or nectarine.
by KT2172 July 7, 2011