Definitions by LordSelrahc

lobster at a fruit stand 

Someone/something seemingly fitting in at first glance, but in reality, is extremely out of place.

As someone who has only played Monopoly, I found myself a lobster at a fruit stand when the rest of the board game club pulled out the giant Twilight Imperium box.

lobster at a fruit stand by LordSelrahc February 3, 2022

gippet 

A derogatory term meaning "a fat ugly hunk of ice".

Jeff: I bet in reality, Santa is just a big ol' gippet.

gippet by LordSelrahc December 3, 2016