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Feldman frotteurism 

A specialised form of frotteurism which is performed in art galleries during a busy exhibition. The Feldman frotteur will then scrape his secretions from his y-fronts and add them to his paints. Usually done by aging yellow-haired ex-hippies.
So why were you put on the sex offenders' register?

I was caught committing Feldman frotteurism.
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froteurism 

to rub your genitalia onto unsuspecting people or objects.
the man loved to dabble with froteurism whilst commuting to work.
froteurism by grego April 1, 2003

fortteurism 

to achieve sexual satisfaction or orgasm my rubbing against someone without their consent; usually in a public place
girl: what are doing?!
guy: i'm into fortteurism, baby!
girl: you're dry humping me!
guy: ;)
fortteurism by AlexiBexi April 7, 2011

frotteuristic disorder 

Quick definition by the IDC-11 (version 9/2020): "touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person in crowded public places"

This disorder used to be referred to as just "frotteurism," but both the DSM-5 and the ICD-11 don't call it that anymore. It is now "frotteuristic disorder."

Full definition by the ICD-11 (version 9/2020):
"Frotteuristic disorder is characterised by a sustained, focused and intense pattern of sexual arousal— as manifested by persistent sexual thoughts, fantasies, urges, or behaviours— that involves touching or rubbing against a non-consenting person in crowded public places. In addition, in order for Frotteuristic Disorder to be diagnosed, the individual must have acted on these thoughts, fantasies or urges or be markedly distressed by them. Frotteuristic Disorder specifically excludes consensual touching or rubbing that occur with the consent of the person or persons involved."
The term is frotteuristic disorder NOT frotteurism anymore!!

Frotteuristic disorder is a paraphilic disorder that involves non-consensual touching. Consensual touching that does not cause marked distress or cause extreme injury or death is not included in this and is not apart of paraphilic disorders at all (according to the ICD-1 (version 9/2020)).
frotteuristic disorder by ICDisme October 21, 2020
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026