Fresh Out of G.A.S. 

Fresh out of G.A.S. means tired of caring or Giving A Shit!

I was so sick of the games at that job, I am fresh out of G.A.S.

Fresh Out of G.A.S. by I, Wreckerrr October 18, 2016

Fresh off the blaze 

The 15 minutes after one finishes blazing a blunt/joint, that person is considered fresh off the blaze.

I just put my dutch out in my car and Ill be in the library in 2 minutes fresh off the blaze.

Yo, you trying to grab a slice fresh off the blaze.

I don't know what the teacher said the entire class cause I walked in fresh off the blaze.

Fresh off the blaze by Cat Deyes + Pasey Konovan May 29, 2011

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake 

What do you say when your girl asks "What's for Dinner"?
When really all you want is a blow job.

* Wife calls Husband and says "Honey, whats for dinner?"

* Man replies "Cake and Cock and we're Fresh out of Cake"

Cake and Cock and We're Fresh out of Cake by Ron Damint March 21, 2013

Froth-On 

The alternative defintion of a Ladyboner, when a woman becomes so uncontrollably turned-on, she begins to produce vaginal secretions to the point that her Sarlac resembles a Coffee-house Capuccino. Otherwise known as "Predator-Rabies", or "The Gerard-Buttler-Effect".

"I was watching 'The Passion of the Christ' and got such a huge 'Froth-on' that I had to Feed the Pony right there in the cinema"
"Jeez mom, just let me do my homework before dad comes to pick me up for visitation..."

"...And so when I saw your grandmother get a 'Froth-on' so brutal she looked like her jogging bottoms were a goddamn Rorschach test during an episode of Roots, I figured she wasn't actually 1/16th Italian and that your mother probably was sired by that Jiggaboo who 'Just helped her carry her groceries'. Anyway Junior, I digress, why should Grandpappy help pay towards your college tuition?"

Froth-On by Poppa Boogaloo September 10, 2011

fresh ocean fishes 

The best way to impress a date. Often utilized by people on Yahoo Answers.

Oh hai, I got you some fresh ocean fishes! Select the freshest of the ocean fishes and I will prepare it for you in the sexiest way possible.

fresh ocean fishes by Hotdateshasha October 16, 2010

Fresh off the bone 

(1) The period after an erection in which a man's member/phallus is semi-turgid and not quite yet flaccid. Generally, the penis is accompanied by one or more slightly visible veins.

(2) Double entendre (bone=sex): The ten minute period after a ejaculation/intercourse/masturbation session.

Dustin: Wow, you've got kind of a bulge goin' on down there Andy!

Andy: Yeah bro, I was just in my dorm room with this chick named Tatiana. I'm fresh off the bone!

Fresh off the bone by D.L. Glass August 24, 2009

Fresh out of the oven 

Just got done smoking weed. Baked

"Did you just get done smoking? You look like you just came fresh out of the oven."

Fresh out of the oven by Roflcopter1437 February 8, 2009