Flankster 

You know the type, the friend, or ex-friend who is/was always at your side, tailgaiting, leeching and just waiting to steal your ex boyfriend/girlfriend, your extra burrito you cant eat, your spare ticket to the movie, the free rides like you are a taxi, etc. (for free of course, 'cause you owe them....uh huh) Also this person is typically the one who expects to be called, not to call, to be listened to, not to listen, and seems to always feel like the world owes them something whenever confronted with their behavior. Always flanking your side, waiting for the next scrap. These humans should be approached with caution, and if at all possible do not associate with them. It can lead to, but not limited to= brokeness/financial ruin, anger, resentment, drug addiction, backstabbing, manipulation, anxiety, and finding yourself subjection to the persons grandiose opinions and self image of themselves. This person is a FLANKSTER. Also known as users, losers, tag-alongs, mooches, mopes, etc. Also, for a 'lil urban twist you can also call them a flanksta....

Man, I swear I just can't shake Jim, he's always leeching in on my friends, ex-girlfriends, jobs, and everything else. It is like he is trying to live my life. What a shadow, what a leech! The guy is a straight flankster!

Flankster by Jason Schwagner July 15, 2006

frokester 

A person with an afro or an unusually large head.

My mom went to the hairdresser today and got a perm. When she got home I had to be honest, she was a real frokester!

frokester by butterball78 January 6, 2009

Fronker

A person who lives to suck farts and fart bubbles by any and all means necessary..

That kid from 3rd period is a Fronker. He was caught red handed Fronking with a straw in the bathtub by his mother.

Fronker by Mother Fronker May 12, 2018

frokester 

A person with an afro or an unusually large head.

My mom went to the hairdresser today and got a perm. When she got home I had to be honest, she was a real frokester!

frokester by butterball78 December 24, 2007

folkster 

A young person, usually between the ages of 16-30, who has a particular love for folk music and country lifestyle. Sometimes referred to as a less-mainstream hipster, this kind of youngster has a keen love for banjos and mandolin. Usually can be found reading Steinbeck, drinking Foster's beer, and smoking cheap cigarettes. The women tend to have a more boy-ish hipster style, but can also be found with worn out white Converse and an Adidas T-shirt with sleeves rolled up to the shoulder. Will probably be daunting a pixie cut of a flat color, or long, wavy un-brushed hair. Men can be found sporting facial hair from a little scruff to a full on mountain-man beard. Clothing is typically channeling a 1930's/Great Depression feel, with vests, paper boy caps, skinny pants, and a belt buckle. More urban folksters can also be seen wearing flannel shirts and Urban Outfitter V-necks. Music taste consists of that of Laura Marling, Johnny Flynn, Mumford & Sons, Noah & the Whale, The Apache Relay, etc... When asked, most folksters will say their favorite music genre is nu-folk.

Kid 1: Why are you playing a banjo, do you think you're some kind of hipster who loves musical instruments usually seen as red-neck?
Kid 2: No, I love folk music.
Kid 1: Oh, you're a folkster! My apologies.

folkster by LittleLion February 11, 2012

frontster diving 

the act of brazenly sifting through bulk trash that suburban homeowners place in the front of their lawn a few days before the bulk trash collectors come to pick it up. Fronster diving takes place in broad daylight in front of everyone (even the homeowner), and is a common practice by artists who like to recycle. Frontster diving goodies usually include tables, grills, nightstands, wall units, chairs and other items that can easily be given new life.

"Hey, bulk trash day is Monday. Wanna go frontster diving with me this weekend? Last time I scored a set of TV trays, a mattress, and a lawn chair!"

frontster diving by Kathy Cano-Murillo, The Crafty Chica January 5, 2009

Funkster 

Somebody who has been blessed with the gift of funk

That fellow certainly is a crimson funkster

Funkster by Max Cummings October 31, 2003