frocision

a situation in which an individual faces a rapidly approaching deadline and finds themselves in a ‘frozen’ state of mind; characterized by extreme indecisiveness, procrastination, and lack of motivation

"My essay is due in 2 hours, but I can't think of a single thing to write about."
"Sounds like you're in quite a frocision."

frocision by frocision girl March 29, 2014

froition 

the point an afro haircut reaches the critical mass necessary to be called a true fro.

When your afro has grown to the point it can be picked out and looks good. Once you reach this level you have officially achieved froition.

froition by Twis August 25, 2013

Brocision

To reach a decision amongst the bros. Usually achieved through mutual brosent (consent amongst bros), or through lack of concern of what shall go down as long as the bros are present.

Lets reach a brocision in light of our dilemma. Joel is 21 but doesnt have ID so we have to leave northside, what shall we do next? Lets hit the bowling alley/most happening spot in Martinsville, next to walmart and cousin fornication. Glad we could come to a brocision guys this place is the tits/boss/bomb.com. Low four! Turn up the country tunes while I trip on this Klonopin!

Brocision by Carlton925198950 June 30, 2011

facision

A failed decision.

Thanks Obama. If Mitt Romney was elected I never would have made this facision.

facision by scottandjennymakeaword May 23, 2013

Froison

Froison is frog poison, milked from the sweet teats of poisonous tree frogs. It can be slipped into a drink or rubbed onto the tip of a dart.

"Why did that guy fall onto the floor?"

"I spiked his drink with froison."

Froison by Thom Thomlin October 7, 2009