Uptight Friscan: Frisco? Nobody from here calls it that! Please use San Francisco
Me: Yah, I love living in Frisco.
Uptight Friscan: Please don't disrespect the city by using that term.
Me: Wow, Frisco sure has great night life - and a lot of anal retentive idiots
REAL SAN FRANCISCANS CALL IT FRISCO
Fake San Franciscan: "Frisco? you must not be from here you retard. Nobody from San Francisco calls it Frisco."
Every other real San Franciscan in the area then beats the fake guy down.
B: Cause im tired of walking over bums outside of my overpriced downtown loft, and getting shit stolen out of my car!