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Friendzoni 

The figurative dish you get served by someone who you may like, have a crush on, etc., but they only see you as a friend.
"I've had a crush on her for months; today she told me I'm a really good friend."

"Damn man...she served you a bowl of Friendzoni."

brony friendzoni

A fedora-clad neckbeard who believes the friendzone actually exists. He is typically a brony, and jerks off to technicolor cartoon ponies. He also believes white men are more oppressed than ever and feminists (or as he likes to say, feminazi) are all bitches and need to shut the hell up and go back to the kitchen and make me a sandwich!!!
also known as: pissbaby
Person 1: not all men are dogs!!! go back to the kitchen!!
Person 2: woah, chill out brony friendzoni.
Person 1: sToP oPpReSSING MEEEEE!!

friendolian 

Someone who is your friend though official social status, but isnt actually close to you. They are in your social group.
I can only invite three people to my birthday party, and I'm inviting Sal, Chrissi, and Lara- none of my friendolians though.
friendolian by beckley March 9, 2009

friendzoning 

When someone plays the friend zone waiting to make a move.
Friendzoning that girl isn't going to get you laid brah!
Girls arent machines you put kindness coins into waiting for sex to fall out.

friendzonied 

the act of being placed in the "friend zone"
guy:i really like you, like like you.

girl:oh i really like you to, you're like a brother.

guy:oh i've just been friendzonied, havent i?

girl:yeah....sorry
friendzonied by joeshmo3000 June 9, 2011

friendzonish 

of the nature or character of being friend zoned.
"Let's do lunch," is so casual and friendzonish.
friendzonish by Marica Linn September 5, 2022