| 1. | Friend Zone | ||
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October 18, 2011 Urban Word of the Day
What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed". "I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."
"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me." |
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| 2. | Ed | ||
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Ed is short for Edward Edminton and Edvard.
Eds tend to be very athletic and mature enjoying sports and music and generally being very good at both. Eds as boyfriends are loving, sweet, great in bed, and not stingy when it comes to presents. Although eds can be hotheaded, they are also hardworking, loyal and have an amazing sense of humour making them great friends to have. "Hey who is that guy?"
"He's my friend Ed" "Awh he must be cool" "Ive got an amazing boyfriend called ed" |
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| 3. | Friend Zone | ||
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Primary definition:
No matter how a woman says it or the words she uses when she places a guy in the Friend Zone there is no going back. Regardless of how hot she is or what chemistry you thought was there, you're done. Like being broken up with before a relationship even got started. The quicker you reach the Friend Zone the better than there may not be as much attachment. Secondary definition: Groveling, begging or pleading will only push you into the Friend Zone deeper and deeper. Keep moving, don't look back. Call, text or email occassionally. Be aloof and keep your options open. This is the only chance you have to get out of the Friend Zone. As soon as you get Friended use that as motivation to meet another lady AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! Amy: "I think you're a great guy and want to get to know each other better. But I also want to keep my options open. I'm just looking for friends right now. I'm not ready for a relationship."
Paul: "Than why did you reply to my Personals Ad knowing I was looking for a LTR?!? I don't need more chick 'friends'!! I want a girlfriend. I got put in the Friend Zone after the first date! This bites!" ----------- Amy: "Got any plans this weekend? Let's go do something." Paul: "Sorry, I can't. I have plans with my girlfriend this weekend. Maybe another time." (the ultimate payback & turning the tables) |
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| 4. | friend rule | ||
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The rule that you shouldn't get romantically involved with someone a close friend has been romantically involved with, at least without asking first. The reason being that whatever issues exist(ed) in the romantic relationship tend to become issues for the friendship as well. "Did you hear that Mike is sleeping with Sara?"
"Isn't she your ex? Total violation of the friend rule, man." |
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| 5. | special ed | ||
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A song by Stephen Lynch about the boy of the same name. Special Ed is... well... a little bit special. He runs into walls, eats dirt and smacks his best friend in the head with a brick, causing him to become special too. Special Ed
Mama dropped him on his head Now he's not so bright, instead He's a little bit special |
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| 6. | donor boner | ||
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when ur buddy has a chance with a super hot chick BUT she has a fat or ugly friend that will most definately cock block so u have to take one for the team {also known as wingman}. Jason:yo I got a chance with that hot chick over there but I know her fat friend is gonna cock block me, so I need ur help.
Ed:let me guess u need my donor boner for the fatty. |
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| 7. | Backseat Best Friend | ||
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When your some ones best friend for a large amount of time, then after they lose all their good/best friends they cling to you. Then around 6+ months later when he/she gets their friends back, they start pushing you away slowly and moving towards their old friends again, but still call you their best friend.
Situation is made worse when said person is your Ex and you have feelings for them. Bob: wow man did you see how Carly totally made Alex a Backseat Best friend? she completely ditched him.
Jake: Yeah man, really f'ed up |
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