Freud's Wet Dream

The phrase is commonly said when a person has a "Freudian Slip".

Boy A: "I can't wait till I'm sexteen".
Boy B: "Don't you mean sixteen".
Boy A: "Oh crap woops".
Boy B: "Dude you would be Freud's wet dream".

Freud's Wet Dream by The Big LeGasp February 23, 2011

Freud's couch

Your therapist/psychiatrist's office

Why does going to Freud's couch cost so much? :(. No wonder some people have a negative relationship with their shrink.

Freud's couch by Uncle Dimma June 13, 2021

Freud's Saygex

The fandom culture phenomenon and unwritten rule that as long as a character is not specified to have a defined sexuality, no justification is required for portraying the character with a set sexuality even if there's no proof of such in the original media. The gender identity equivalent to the phenomenon is referred to as "Shrodinger's Gender".

Fan #1: I personally like to imagine that the main character is gay.

Fan #2: But nothing in the canon suggests that he's gay.

Fan #1: Well, but then nothing in the canon suggests that he's straight, thus creating the Freud's Saygex phenomenon.

Freud's Saygex by stukid_idiot May 16, 2026

Fred's out 

A fart.
A pronouncement about the presence of a fart, generally made by the one who just "dealt it" (as a warning) rather than simply "smelt it" (as an accusation).

Dude: Fred's out!

Friends: Aaaaaaagggghhhh!!!!

Fred's out by want2surf December 27, 2013

fred's nest 

a hairy coochie.

"Me & my girlfriend wer about 2 get it on last night and she pulled her pants down and she had some mad fred's nest!"

fred's nest by hermy&tranny September 20, 2009

Fred's Uncle 

in other words, Fuck You.
usually people says..FU instaed of using full sentence.

Jonathan : Our office is really quiet. what is wrong?
Maybe Kimberly is on vacation?

Wendy: FU from Kimberly~~!!

Jonathan: What does it mean 'FU' ?
Does it means 'Fuck You'?
HR~!!!!

Wendy: Don't be serious man~~~it means 'Fred's Uncle'
I have no idea... what are you talking about?

Fred's Uncle by Homerun Lee September 28, 2006

Fred Weasley's Wife 

Fred Weasley's Wife is a wonderful girl named Hayden Kosto. She is beautiful and she deserves Fred, Fred deserves her too.

Hayden is amazing but she doesn't think that she is, but she definitely is ♡

"hey, did you hear about Fred Weasley's wife, she is gorgeous!!"

Fred Weasley's Wife by simpforginnyweasley April 10, 2021