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Bakery Fresh 

When something is so fine it falls into the realm of bakery fresh the next tier of freshness (objects, actions)
Oscar: hey bro nice shoes they are bakery fresh
Girl: did you get a hair cut? yeah bakery fresh cuts and im ready to hit the town
Bakery Fresh by ArticulatedDribble February 10, 2017

Bakery Fresh 

A man fucks a jelly filled donut and then a girl gives him a blow job to get the jelly off.
Ya, i gave him a bakery fresh last night, it got really messy!
Bakery Fresh by assphobia September 23, 2010

bakery fresh 

the state of being freshly baked
"They callin' me Bakery Fresh, because I'm so freshly baked, and you can't be layin a finger on tha money that I make..."
bakery fresh by bakery fresh April 6, 2006

Flesh Bakery 

When fat rolls overlap underneath clothes that are visibly too small
For Best Example See: Kirsti Alley
Flesh Bakery by Ryan February 13, 2005

freshbaked 

How you feel right after your cannabis smoking session is complete
"Man,im freshbaked and it feels so good"

"Lets get that freshbaked feeling"
freshbaked by Thefreshbaked January 28, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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