Bob is a freetard for working through lunch even though the boss never praises him for anything he does.
by James Earl November 19, 2014
A combination of free and retard used to describe someone who is excessively cheap and/or tries to get all of the things they are buying for free or at a reduced price with coupons.
Guy at checkout counter- That'll be $125.99 for your groceries.
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!
Really cheap guy- But I have enough coupons to make it free.
Guy at checkout counter- You're such a freetard!
by evilcheesemonkey May 7, 2011
A person who receives an online game for free but doesn't take the time to learn how to play it properly, resulting in the annoyance of everyone playing with them because they screw everything up.
Guy1: Man since Team Fortress 2 became free everyone seems to suck now.
Guy2: I know they are a bunch of freetards right?
Guy1: Yeah they can't even play properly, stupid freetards.
Guy2: I know they are a bunch of freetards right?
Guy1: Yeah they can't even play properly, stupid freetards.
by Bob Whiskey June 29, 2011
When someone loses all common sense in regards to something, because they have been in a constraining situation keeping them from doing it for so long. Usually refers to when someone has been in a relationship for so long they forget how to get with members of the opposite sex.
John: Ever since Joe and his ex broke up, he's hasn't been able to get any poon.
Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.
Josh: What can you expect? He was with her for so long that he's become freetarded.
by Rain_Storm December 21, 2010
Someone who engages in stupidity of their own free will. Unlike classic “retards”, these people at least have the mental capacity of normal people, yet unexplainably still choose to do dumb fuck things.
by londonc January 17, 2008
by mattytatateyo November 4, 2003
A person who believes they will sell their product by way of a misleading, obtrusive banner ad claiming you will recieve something for nothing. (Also) One who would click such a banner.
by Mean Machine April 4, 2003