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freejaps 

Sneakers or footwear with no know or popular name brand. You can feel good about buying and wearing them because yeah these my freejaps i cant scuff up my jordans!
I saiiiid. "These my freejaps i cant scuff up my jordans"
freejaps by Jojo1046 March 25, 2016

freejaculation 

Spontaneous ejaculation. Just cumming without the work. Usually seen in the form of a wet dream.
"Dammit I just freejaculated thinking about doing her doggystyle"

"... yea freejaculation is a BITCH"
freejaculation by I M A Dogg June 30, 2008

Freejack 

1. A dissident or loner; somebody who has distanced himself from his grassroot origins and roams the world without being tied to a distict group, ideology or belief system.

2. A traveller, pirate, outlaw or scoundrel who relies solely on his own set of rules for survival.

Famous examples would include Captain Nemo, Elric of Melniboné, Long John Silver, Dr. Richard Kimble, Kwai Chang Caine, Drizzt Do'Urden and John Dillinger.
"He confronted his family about what they had done and went freejack."

"Beware of Jason, he's some kinda freejack."

"Told ya Shirley, that's what you get when you fall for a freejack."
Freejack by Darth Jones August 23, 2009

Freemack Smack 

A subject dubbed the 'Freemack' uses it's palm to smack it's ass for the enjoyment of onlookers.
"Everybody loves the Freemack Smack".
Freemack Smack by - May 20, 2004
Army/Air Force term used for DFAC (Dining Facility), to describe the free meals.
Person 1: You wanna go out to eat?

Person 2: Nah, i'm going to save money and go to the FreeFAC
FreeFac by Sapient922 July 23, 2012
A free blowjob. As in a free bj.
The prostitute moved by pity, offered me a freejay.
Freejay by Black bastard May 1, 2019