Fraternity Bro's Girlfriend: I know! I know!...I like the muscular guys...you know...the ones with popped collars and such!
-Yeah, the popped collar, croakies and hangover are a dead giveaway.
Bro2: totally. ill get the beer and gamecube.
Bro3: i think i have a black dildo in my room too!
Fraternity brother: It's not a frat. It's a fraternity!
CS: Uhh, ok. Sorry, I guess?
FB: You guess? You wouldn't call your country a cunt, would you?
CS: Well, I don't now, but I might if it was something I could choose to be in, I paid a ton of money for it, and the only benefit of being in it was so I could pay money to hang around with a lot of other like-minded homophobic rapists who claim they're better than everyone else. But hey, paying an extra 8 grand a year is so worth it for the bonds of brotherhood, am I right? My actual brother, you know, my twin, hasn't gone through nearly the same things as I have, like getting raped up the ass by the VP of recruitment. That's love, right there.