I work at a college in tech support. Back in 1999 myself and a coworker were making fun of all of the Fruitopia flavors, since that drink was big on campus and Fruitopia machines were everywhere.
He came up with ridiculous names like Apricot Racial Tension.
I came up with one that I thought would be perfect for a college campus: Fratberry. Most people don't get it. Well, we thought it was absolutely brilliant, even making a logo with cherries all around the name.
Basically the name stuck with me because its unique. It doesn't really make any sense and, as a result, I go by JohnnyCache on other boards. The Fratberry name seemed more appropriate here because I knew folks would get the joke. Although I forgot about the whole "I thought you were a chick" thing.
Anyway, its way better than "Raspberry Turd Swirly".
2: The one, true, original Fratberry
Not to be confused with Fat Jerry.