frankie doodle Share definition Flag When your pissed off at a girl, you shit in your hand and slap the bitch in face while she is having sex with someone else Next time i see that bitch i'm gonna give her a frankie doodle while she is with her boyfriend. frankie doodle by Tit Monkey January 11, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the frankie doodle mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch